deep sea dive

Refers to the idea of holding one's breath while under water. Usually takes place when a woman goes down on a male (or even if a male goes down on male). While she is diving, the receiver simply pinches the nose of the one doing the job. This usually leads to lack of oxygen, purple faces, and good laughs with your bouddies.

While performing oral sex on his boyfriend, rod was tricked into a deep sea dive.

Rashad was charged with sexual assault after his girlfriend told police he made her do a deep sea dive against her will.

deep sea dive by super manhattan guy March 11, 2005

deep sea diver

A man or woman who loves to eat the pussy often refering to fish! or stink box is a deap see diver

mike is a big time deep sea diver i could smell his face from a mile away. lay of the fish scuba man

deep sea diver by killa bs November 3, 2006

deep sea diver

cockney rhyming slang for a £5 note

it costs a deep sea diver to get in to see that film

deep sea diver by rattmolph August 29, 2006

Koi deep sea diver 

A person who deep sea dives in koi ponds. The person does this to find koi and collect their belongings.

Michaela is a koi deep sea diver and collects koi fish.

Koi deep sea diver by Koi koi koi June 29, 2019

Deep Sea Diver

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a porta potty. When your turd hits the water, the blue chemical splashes her in the face turning it blue as though she was in an aquarium. Undeterred (and maybe a little turned on) she keeps giving you head.

Becky just gave me a deep sea diver!

Deep Sea Diver by Gliderman January 25, 2011

deep sea diver

During a blowjob, the male partner shoves his dick as far as possible down the womans throat until she begins to exasperatedly gag, then urinates with a powerful jet stream. The woman then proceeds to gargle it into a fine mixture with her saliva, then spits it out into her hands, and lathers her body with it.

1. I gave Helen a deep sea diver...man, was she pissed!

deep sea diver by nick staton February 5, 2008

deep-sea diver 

bus driver's nickname for people, mainly old or hard-of-walking, who have to get off the bus backwards, hence like a deep-sea diver would get off a boat.

now becoming a rare site due to the widespread use of low-floor, easy access buses. but can still be witnessed on the odd bus route operated with step-entrance buses, or coaches. national express seem to get a lot of this particular type of passenger.

generally these people will be the first to get up, and will be waiting by the door as the bus arrives at their stop. they will then proceed to turn around and move extremely slowly, whilst other exasperated passengers stand patiently waiting, wondering why he/she couldn't have just waited for everyone else to get off first.

"sorry I'm late, i had one of them bastard deep-sea divers holding me up, taking her time to get off"

"we've had a complaint. you apparently didnt stop to pick up Mrs. xxxxx this morning"
"thats because she's a deep-sea diver, and i was running late"

deep-sea diver by kennygetmezantac August 23, 2011