Definitions by Gliderman

Ugch 

The sound a man makes when he accidentally looks up shemale porn.

Ugch!

Ugch by Gliderman February 18, 2011

Palomino 

After fingering a girl on her period and getting a whole handful of blood, you spank her leaving a bloody hand print similar to how Native Americans painted hands on palomino horses.

I figured this chick when she was on the rag and then gave her a palomino...Then she punched me.

Palomino by Gliderman January 25, 2011

Brown Clown 

After having anal sex a man cock-slaps his girlfriend and spreads her own fecal matter around her mouth giving her the look of a sad clown.

Oh my God! You cock-slapped shit all over my face!!! You seriously gave me a Brown Clown?!?!

Brown Clown by Gliderman January 25, 2011

Deep Sea Diver

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a porta potty. When your turd hits the water, the blue chemical splashes her in the face turning it blue as though she was in an aquarium. Undeterred (and maybe a little turned on) she keeps giving you head.

Becky just gave me a deep sea diver!

Deep Sea Diver by Gliderman January 25, 2011

Jackson Pollock 

Having sex with a woman while she's on her period and the quivering of your dick splatters her own period blood all over her back so it resembles a Jackson Pollack painting.

Wow! It looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Jackson Pollock by Gliderman January 25, 2011