decootify

Verb - to decontaminate or to cleanse.
To remove cooties from.

1) - damn that place is gross, they totally need to decootify it.

2) - after kissing that chick I had to decootify myself.

by OzMd March 22, 2009

Decoolify

Verb. To make lame, completely sucking all cool out of a situation.

Dude, inviting your mom to the party will totally decoolify the situation.

Man, you totally decoolify my wittiness when you don't get jokes. You need to learn to appreciate sarcasm.

by S.BOB September 30, 2010

decuntify

1.ridding yourself of the cunt-ish behavior around you by leaving the area/person; 2.realizing you may be acting cunty and chilling yourself out.

i finally decided to decuntify myself and drop that bitch nikki.

by blytherina August 25, 2008

decognify

Decognify (verb, dēkôgnə-fī') derived from Cog.

1. To pull someone out of ignorance.
2. To reveal life changing facts to someone.
3. To (get someone to) seize doing a repetitive or monotone action in the everyday life.
4. The attempt to convince a 'cog' person or a 'drone' about something they think is impossible, or to show them information they do not yet know.

The point of UFO conferences is to decognify people who don't believe in anything beyond their daily lives.

by dmckenzie September 18, 2009

decatify

This is what often needs to be done after a person and their cats have moved out of a place. It is the process of removing all dander and fine fur from a house or apartment, so that people with severe cat allergies can live their without taking a constant supply of allergy medication, and having their asthma triggered.

We really needed to decatify the apartment before moving in. Before we decatified the apartment, even after the professional carpet cleaners and cleaning crew came in, I kept on sneezing and wheezing. When I washed down the walls and rinsed off the wash cloth, loads of fine fur and dander was suspended in the water. Gross!

by ecologyprof January 1, 2013

depoofify

The act of making your hair unpoofy, by showering, chopping it off, or some other means to manage it.

Nai had to depoofify her hair, since it was making her look like Trelawney, from Harry Potter.

by leaht683 January 13, 2008

Depotify

To remove from power, status, or authority.

Congress thought to depotify Nixon after the Watergate incident.

by xTheChrisx January 15, 2010