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decomposed onion 

An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.
Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."

Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."

Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"

decomposing rat fart 

A class of fart above all other farts, it is the most rank and horrific fart known to humankind.
I will never forget that final decomposing rat fart my father passed postmortem.

decompose 

Killing something then leaving it to rot (worse than just death)
Ima decompose that bitch!
decompose by samk(: May 21, 2009

dcomposed 

A teenage male, very anti-social and introverted. Loves the internet and porn (In that order). See also god.
Lou, somethings wrong with our son! I think he's becoming alittle dcomposed.

decomposable income 

Term used in the developing world that refers to salary components made up of organic matter, usually in the form of fruits or food for the purpose of tax savings.
Reghu: "Whats with all the refrigerators in the house?"
Jaya: "Its for all the extra decomposable income i've been making this year"
decomposable income by 404g February 26, 2012

Decomposing Whale 

Either a whale that is in the process of decomposing, or a Gay person lying on the group, refusing to get up.
Bob: Get up, you decomposing whale!
Gavin: NEVER!
Decomposing Whale by Popboy11 November 7, 2016