Decomposed

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When you Let a Juicy Girl trick you into spending all your money on her. Juicy Girl: A Korean of Filipina woman who was designed by satan to make you feel special.

"Yo, me and my boy went to the Ville and he got decomposed at The Spot."

Decomposed by iNSTiNCT June 11, 2015

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decomposed onion

An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.

Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."

Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."

Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"

decomposed onion by FeetToHeadEveryone'sDead June 26, 2017

decomposing rat fart

A class of fart above all other farts, it is the most rank and horrific fart known to humankind.

I will never forget that final decomposing rat fart my father passed postmortem.

decomposing rat fart by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

decompose

Killing something then leaving it to rot (worse than just death)

Ima decompose that bitch!

decompose by samk(: May 21, 2009

dcomposed

A teenage male, very anti-social and introverted. Loves the internet and porn (In that order). See also god.

Lou, somethings wrong with our son! I think he's becoming alittle dcomposed.

dcomposed by morethanthesumofmyparts October 15, 2003

decomposable income

Term used in the developing world that refers to salary components made up of organic matter, usually in the form of fruits or food for the purpose of tax savings.

Reghu: "Whats with all the refrigerators in the house?"
Jaya: "Its for all the extra decomposable income i've been making this year"

decomposable income by 404g February 26, 2012

Decomposing Whale

Either a whale that is in the process of decomposing, or a Gay person lying on the group, refusing to get up.

Bob: Get up, you decomposing whale!
Gavin: NEVER!

Decomposing Whale by Popboy11 November 7, 2016

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026