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decompose 

Killing something then leaving it to rot (worse than just death)
Ima decompose that bitch!
decompose by samk(: May 21, 2009

decomposed onion 

An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.
Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."

Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."

Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"

Decomposure 

A state of unrest, agitation and chaos.
His decomposure was caused by the chaos around him.
Decomposure by Shanning December 3, 2010

Decomposed 

When you Let a Juicy Girl trick you into spending all your money on her. Juicy Girl: A Korean of Filipina woman who was designed by satan to make you feel special.
"Yo, me and my boy went to the Ville and he got decomposed at The Spot."
Decomposed by iNSTiNCT June 11, 2015

decomposedmicrowave

they’re super nice i guess... but they always take forever to respond. but i love them anyways😊
do you know decomposedmicrowave? i love her

decomposure 

pre decomposition and not at critical stages of energy consumption resulting in mental confusion during stages of cognition and lack of clarity (often consistently) about self and surroundings.
He began to scream “I’m god”
Maddisson showed up “do you mean you are many, powerful, or comprehend?”
The man (this happens to men so much more frequently) was sporadic , she was unsure if he was use to such levels of energetic attention and what he truly felt represented him, if he could handle the attention level. He was enduring mental decomposure.
decomposure by Maryjanesasshole August 10, 2025
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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