Decisionist 

Someone who discriminates solely based on the decisions of an individual made in life. Factors such as race, height, weight, sex, and nationality do not come into play. However a decisionist may discriminate due to appearance if that individuals appearance is commonly associated with a group that the decisionist does not like the decisions of.

A decisionist is someone that doesn't like gangsters or the white guys that try to be gangster can discriminate against both of them equally, thus their actions are not racially motivated and the race card can't be pulled

Decisionist by A White Guy December 29, 2007

delusionist 

Someone who is a master of their own delusions to the point where they exist in the dual planes of true and false realities, often exhibiting extreme mood swings resulting from the conflicts of planar coexistence and living in an impenetrable state of constant denial. The delusionist often has a hard time interpreting non-verbal communication, and in some extreme cases, straight-forward verbal communication, when it contradicts their false reality. Along with their failure to take even the most obvious of hints, they often have a high opinion of themselves and are obsessed with keeping their ego over-inflated to compensate for their numerous inadequacies. In an effort to illustrate some degree of normalcy, and to offset his or her frequent visitations to the false reality when relating to a particular subject matter, the delusionist will have a tendency to point out and/or over-emphasize any incident or situation that is merely a mediocrity in the true reality.

He's been talking about that pipe-dream for years without making a bit of progress, yet with all the things he's presently juggling, he thinks he's gonna make that happen now? Wow! That boy there is a delusionist!

delusionist by YwouldItrickUagains June 20, 2011

impulsive decisions at 4:18 am 

something ur friends and you do at 4:18 am.

i titled my friends essay “impulsive decisions at 4:18 am” and might have accidentally turned it in. #whoops #thatsafail

impulsive decisions at 4:18 am by #swaggin July 11, 2019

bad decisions 

Are the root cause of most fun. And the impetus for almost every Epic story any dude has ever had anywhere. Also occasionaly responsible for unemployment or death.

I went out with the guys last night and made some bad decisions. It was fucking awesome. I still have that one Girls shoe.

bad decisions by BadJohn April 22, 2007

rash decisions 

a rash decision is one where the results are not thought out ahead of time, and the results are usually not very good, or beneficial to anyone involved.

decision that can be the downfall of anyone and in the long run, rash decisions can cost you a lot of money. rash decisions are regrettable, sometimes painful, and usually hard to undo.

rash decisions by acissej.ronnoc88 February 14, 2012

Horrible Life Decisions 

Decisions a person makes(big or small) that are just categorically stupid.

Roommate A: 'Sorry roomy, I got a little drunk last light and spend the rent money on strippers.'

or

Person B: 'Guys I'm gonna come clean here, I voted for Bush'

or

Friend C: 'It's bad enough that you bought a Hyundai Lacey, but you just had to get one in big bird yellow. Those were some horrible life decisions, gotta tell ya.'

Horrible Life Decisions by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009

Divisionist 

A person who is involved in causing division between a people through divisive speech or action.

Causing strife between people over race is being a divisionist.

Divisionist by Chief Nick May 14, 2017