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Divisionist 

He/she or pronoun who sees division where it doesn’t exist. Forces their opinion on you as if it was fact.
If you have never experienced racial prejudice yet speak loudly on issues you don’t understand while doing no research whatsoever you may be a divisionist
Divisionist by Just an American December 4, 2021

Divisionist 

He/she or pronoun who sees division where it doesn’t exist. Forces their opinion on you as if it was fact.
If you have never experienced racial prejudice yet speak loudly on issues you don’t understand while doing no research whatsoever you may be a divisionist
Divisionist by Just an American December 4, 2021

Decisionist 

Someone who discriminates solely based on the decisions of an individual made in life. Factors such as race, height, weight, sex, and nationality do not come into play. However a decisionist may discriminate due to appearance if that individuals appearance is commonly associated with a group that the decisionist does not like the decisions of.
A decisionist is someone that doesn't like gangsters or the white guys that try to be gangster can discriminate against both of them equally, thus their actions are not racially motivated and the race card can't be pulled
Decisionist by A White Guy December 29, 2007

Divisionized 

When an officer in the U.S. Army is sent to a position on a Division level staff and begins to hate his former co-workers. He also stops giving money to people.
Example 1: Soldier 1: "Hey have you guys talked to Vince lately?"

Soldier 2: " No he's all divisionized now. He doesn't like us"

Example 2: Soldier 1: "Hey did you ever get that Double Captain money that Vince promised you?"

Soldier 2 : " No. He's all divisionized now and won't pay up."
Divisionized by EODPepperJack December 8, 2016

Dilusionist

Someone who constantly lives in their own dilusional bubble. They always harp on about pulling "fitties" ALL the time; "riding ALL night long" and having great "footballing vision/skills". Realistically everyone knows a dilusionist's life is duller than an old grannies' haemorrhoid infected ass, but unfortunately they will never realise this!!
My mate told me he pulled a northern fitty at the weekend and ended up riding her all night long. What he didn't realise is that i saw the hairy munter leaving his house the next day and she said he fell asleep after spurting in his boxers......the man's a f*cking dilusionist!!
Dilusionist by The King October 16, 2003

Derisionist 

in the field of propaganda punditry; a commentator specializing in sarcastically referencing those of any other opinion but their own. .... see also, "bigot".
Rush Limbaugh's success gave rise to hundreds of radio talk show derisionists.
Derisionist by Steven nln December 31, 2008
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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