dead soldiers

Empty beer cans you have sitting around your house, car, porch, yard, beach, etc.

Man A: Hey, assholes. Anybody have any dead soldiers laying around? I'm taking out the trash.

Man B: Oh, got a few here. Hold on while I kill this last one.

Man C: No, fuck off.

by Chris Locust June 9, 2009

dead soldiers

A deposited wad of semen

She had a handful of dead soldiers.

Wipe the dead soldiers off your chin before you go back to class.

by NATO_Jen April 2, 2007

dead soldier

an empty bottle, especially one that contained an alcoholic beverage

The floor was cluttered with dead soldiers and paper plates.(example of dead soldier)

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2010

dead soldier

an empty beer bottle

after I finished my beer I left that dead soldier on the bar

by jfk April 9, 2004

Dead Soldier

An empty vial of narcotics, usally heroin.

Watch your step son, there be dead soldiers everywhere .

That nigga lives in da ghetto for real, look under his shoes, a lot of cracked dead soldiers!

by TheBunk February 8, 2010

dead soldier

Typically used as a joke, a dead soldier is a single turd left in the toliet. To be properly considered a dead solier, the turd in question must be solitary, and this is especially crucial, left with no toliet paper in the bowl. The phantom shitter must leave it behind and seek a wipe elsewhere. The dead soldier is then left for the host to find at a later time.

Hey John, Dave called and said he found a dead soldier in his bathroom after the party last night.

by teeyodi April 26, 2006

dead soldier

When one's rightly limped penis is wrapped in latex material, and has just released man nectar. Usually before any kind of sexual intercourse. Thus looking like a suited up solider, dead in his own pile of fluids.

Dick: Heard that kid got the dead soldier with Gina.
Clark: Hahaha who the fuck gets a dead soldier when your about to stick it in a fish taco as fine as Gina's.

by b3arded clam April 23, 2010