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dead soldiers 

Empty beer cans you have sitting around your house, car, porch, yard, beach, etc.
Man A: Hey, assholes. Anybody have any dead soldiers laying around? I'm taking out the trash.

Man B: Oh, got a few here. Hold on while I kill this last one.

Man C: No, fuck off.
dead soldiers by Chris Locust June 9, 2009
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dead soldiers 

A deposited wad of semen
She had a handful of dead soldiers.

Wipe the dead soldiers off your chin before you go back to class.
dead soldiers by NATO_Jen April 2, 2007

dead soldier 

an empty bottle, especially one that contained an alcoholic beverage
The floor was cluttered with dead soldiers and paper plates.(example of dead soldier)

dead soldier 

after I finished my beer I left that dead soldier on the bar
dead soldier by jfk April 9, 2004

Dead Soldier 

An empty vial of narcotics, usally heroin.
Watch your step son, there be dead soldiers everywhere .

That nigga lives in da ghetto for real, look under his shoes, a lot of cracked dead soldiers!
Dead Soldier by TheBunk February 8, 2010

one dead soldier 

Nickname for a bottle, often liquor but can be soda or anything else, that has been fully releived of its contents
"ahhh... One dead soldier *hic!* Hand me another Schlitz, willya?"

dead soldier 

Typically used as a joke, a dead soldier is a single turd left in the toliet. To be properly considered a dead solier, the turd in question must be solitary, and this is especially crucial, left with no toliet paper in the bowl. The phantom shitter must leave it behind and seek a wipe elsewhere. The dead soldier is then left for the host to find at a later time.
Hey John, Dave called and said he found a dead soldier in his bathroom after the party last night.
dead soldier by teeyodi April 26, 2006
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