de-wing

To take a shit the day after you have consumed an unhealthy about of chicken wings and beer the night before during Wing Night. Usually said shit is of the hot red variety, and leads to a very uncomfortable anal region.

Wing Eater 1: i have yet to de-wing; i'm worried.
Wing Eater 2: i de-winged an hour ago and i still can't sit down.
Wing Eater 1: jeez, yeah, what an awesome wing night!

de-wing by Viktor II August 27, 2007

de-wing

to cut off wings of a bird or an insect

The Big Wonder Book of De-winging Techniques - nominated for 'bad children's book'

de-wing by kspf December 8, 2016

de-bone the wing 

To remove the meat from hot wings, or to remove a used condom from the penis.

At Hooters the waitresses will de-bone the wing for you.
Later that night she de-boned my big hot wing.

de-bone the wing by T-Bone16oz. January 22, 2009

dewing the mountain 

using mountain dew as an anti spermacide during intercourse

dewing the mountain is when you and you girlfriend are about to have sex except shees not on the pill and your out of condoms so before penetration you pour mountain dew on your dick and in her vagina then u fuck her safe sex in a can

dewing the mountain

dewing the mountain by E J T D August 17, 2011

Abby Dewing

Abby Dewing is a beautiful, smart amazing person that gets all A’s and goes to class on time every day, she’s never been late to a class. Abby always gets copied off of but she doesn’t mind about it. Abby has long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. Abby is the friendliest person and everyone loves her, Abby really should date a person called beau because the suit really well

Your as smart as Abby Dewing

Abby Dewing by Love you guys February 20, 2021

jake dewing 

Some insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering

Who's Jake Dewing? 'An insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering'

jake dewing by Xx_PickleVonTickle_xX May 10, 2018

mountain dewing 

The act of shooting one's sperm in a projectile fashion down a girl's throat, so as not to get STD's, much like waterfalling for water bottles.

Dude, Bobby had the clap so he was mountain dewing Caitlyn last weekend. I wonder if he hit the bullseye?

mountain dewing by Pete Zahutt June 8, 2007