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To get the hell out of a given situation
Our exes walked into the restaurant so my friend and I had to de ass ourselves outta there!

The cops crashed the party so I de assed myself to a safer place.

Some guy brought a bomb to the bar so we had to de ass the area.

I am way to drunk so am gonna de ass myself home...

I am tired of the city so I am gonna de ass myself somewhere else
de ass by cityguychicago August 13, 2009
Words you can keep
Removing one's backside from something.
You need to de ass that chair, I was sitting there first!
de ass by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006
To exit a place or situation very quickly so things wont go badly.
"dude, when that girls boyfriend came home early, i had to de-ass the house!!"
de-ass by ninja foot 28 May 8, 2009

wha de ass 

Basically Trinidadian patwa of "what the hell."
"Wha de ass is dis, like yuh cant cook o wha?"
"What the hell is this, like you cant cook or what?"
wha de ass by Wha De Ass December 6, 2016

Beans de Ass 

When someone tries to type "Buenos Dias" but fucks up and sends Beans de Ass
Beans de Ass am rigo, can I have some a ross cont polo
Beans de Ass by Mars_ December 27, 2019

De wifi is ass 

dutch for: the wifi is ass
i bet you already geussed that tbh
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my wifi is ass rn
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Jeremy: oke
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el rancho de asshole 

preferred lubricant when inserting raw veggies in the anus, such as carrots or zuchinis, for pleasure.
Lil Chris:"Girl, you heading up to the grocery today?"
Chaquita:"Yeah, why, you need somethin?"
Lil Chris:"Yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de asshole, that ky jelly just don't work well with those veggies."
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