dayjar
a small young teenager called Jake that is gay or a bysexual or who thinks they're cool because they do drugs and nick stuff
dayjar by hayz'n'troy January 21, 2005
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pokemon daycare
Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!
Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.
*Meanwhile*
Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.
*Meanwhile*
Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
pokemon daycare by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017
dayja
Beautiful, Outgoing and extremely smart. Hides emotions because no one understands. Her smile lights up an entire room & makes friends fairly easily. VERY Bright future.
Wow, dayja is outstanding
dayja by Wonderfulwomen2014 June 26, 2017
Children's Online Daycare
Call of duty. A place for inmature brats who think they are experts on weapons/tachticians/hackers, only know how to say fag and cry over losing. One of the worst gaming communities alomg with League of Legends...
Your friend: wanna play COD?
You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!
You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!
You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!
You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!
Children's Online Daycare by ShadowDAce November 24, 2013
Dayja
Dayja has a big ass, with the mosr beautiful face in the world. She may be a little chubby but she has the biggest heart its unbelievable, she LOVES cuddling! She loves helping people with there problems. She's a really good listener, likes to see other people happy. She has lots of feeling but keeps most of them down because she doesn't think anyone who will care. And lastly you will never see her cry because she'll do it in the bathroom.
Dayjah
A loyal female , that's real , and she speaks her mind , she's slim , and a lil thick , niggas try to talk to her but she only wants real niggas
Dayjah by Omgit's Dayjah March 10, 2015
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