daycare 

what goes on at a certain central bergen county high school involving teachers giving answer keys on tests and the constant yelling of "jizz, waste and dildo"

It might snow in Detroit, so daycare is cancelled for today.

daycare by Barry G. March 23, 2004

Daycare 

Name given to someone who dates somebody far below the legal age of consent.

Guy 1: Dude Daycare hows it going
Guy 2: Really Guys, cmon you know my name is Jonathan South
Guy 1: You mean the same one from University of Maryland College Park
Guy 3: How's the girlfriend when does she get out from pre-school

Daycare by Cum 5 (2007-08) April 27, 2008

DAYCARE 

Where domatrix people learn how to dominate

“Hey how’s daycare?”
Get on your knees slut

DAYCARE by Dickwish January 26, 2020

Daycare Parent 

A rude uncaring prick that acts like you are there just to serve them. They assume you have no life and love to watch their brats for little money. They think you shouldn't mind if they are late or rude.

The dumb daycare parent was late again today picking up and conviently forgot to pay me.

Daycare Parent by Queen1969 December 11, 2005

Daycare Lung 

The often recurring general sickness that daycare children get from age zero to 2 years - which keeps their nose constantly running. Daycare lung typically disappears after two years when the child has built up an immunity to most germs known to mankind.

I'll be working from home tomorrow again - Madelin's daycare lung is acting up for the third time this month and she has been banned from school until her fever breaks.

Daycare Lung by TiredDad October 5, 2009

daycare face 

When a girl has a face so insanely cute that you just wanna drop your kids off on her face.

Mike- Brooke has such a cute face. I just wanna bust on her face
Ryan- she does have a daycare face

daycare face by Hockey88 May 22, 2020

Daycare Leadership 

When employees require excessive hand-holding to complete even the simplest tasks.

John and Stewart sit right next to each other but keep coming to me to find out what the other is doing. I feel like I'm in a daycare leadership role.

Daycare Leadership by Christopher Mahoney June 17, 2008