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Devonshire scampi face

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.
You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.

devonshire tea 

Similar to a tea party (see definition 4.) however once at the stage of being stoned/high, members at the devonshire tea will inhale NOs (nitrous oxide, often inhaled via a ballon). This causes hallucination and is massively enjoyable.

The name derives from NOs canisters being used to make whipped cream, and marijuana cones, hence the cream and scones (cones)
Taylor: "Hey man want to have a tea party this weekend?"
Bob: "Nah, let's have a devonshire tea."
Taylor: "Good idea, I'll get the cream"
Bob: "Let me handle the scones"
devonshire tea by Teamaster June 8, 2009

Devonshire tea 

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It's that time of the month. Once you have sufficiently cream pied her bloody box she dismounts and leaves a healthy serving of fanny jam and man cream on your nuts. She then begins to suck your nuts while you piss on her.
Phil & Karen snuck away from their vineyard tour so that Phil could give Karen a Devonshire Tea.
Devonshire tea by Kelly2357 July 22, 2022

Devonshire tea 

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It is that time of the month. Once you have cum inside her, she dismounts and leaves a serving of cream & jam on your scrotum. She then licks your balls while you urinate.
During the vineyard tour, Phil pulled his whinging, horny girlfriend aside and gave her a Devonshire tea.
Devonshire tea by Philthehole July 23, 2022

Devonshire cheek puffer 

A Devonshire cheek puffer is an extremely large penis, so big that it will cause the viewer to puff there cheeks out in exasperation at the sheer size of the thing.
"Upon the releasing the farmers package, Kelly the milk maid soon realised she was dealing with a real Devonshire cheek puffer"

Devonshire baptism

Unfortunately this is when a family, typically from Devon, congregate to cum on the face of a small child
I was horrified to witness my first Devonshire baptism
Devonshire baptism by Anonanon666 October 1, 2022