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Davidism 

A religion established in 2017. It’s centered around the belief that a man named David is God and is the most awesome person on earth. He draws his power from his awesome rays and everything he says should be taken as truth. This religion is grounded in the belief that most people are born sucky and are made awesome through David.
Alex: That Jaimen guy seems really awesome.
Jenn: It’s because he is infinitely more awesome, he’s started practicing Davidism.
Davidism by DAB#2 June 15, 2019

Davidism 

A religion. founded in the 21st century in the name of David, our holy shit bomb.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.
Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.
Davidism by God, aka David February 11, 2009
A long drawn out sentence that says nothing, ultimately. Pretty much just talking bollocks when you're not clear on what you're saying, but trying to make it sound like you do.
"... has tremendous strength in depth."
"In comparison blah blah blah." Without comparing it to anything at all.
Another Daveism is to finishing a list that was never started. OR change tense mid-sentence.
Using more subclauses than Santa's football team.
Daveism by gg12 March 24, 2011

davidism 

A davidism describes an action that any person named David has done. These are often akward, strange occurences leaving you wondering, "What just happened?" A davidism can occur at any given time. The only requirement is that David is the cause of it.
Wow, another Davidism. Really surpising coming from you David.
davidism by R919 November 27, 2007

Davidism 

A religion founded on the basic principle that David is the beginning, and David is the end. Everything is David. Through David, you will better yourself and everyone around you. Without David, you will suffer. He is the light, the darkness, and everything in between.
"Oh, you're jealous of how many people love Michael. That's because he recently converted to Davidism!"
Davidism by Follower of David January 10, 2020
A Daveism is the term that refers to a vocabulary mistake said by someone called Dave.

It happens quite often, especially when Dave is tired, drunk or excited.
Manda: "Quiz question one: name the title of Harper Lee's novel".

Dave: "Erm, erm, How to Kill a Mockingbird?"

Manda: "...it's just To Kill a Mockingbird. You've done a Daveism".
Daveism by feline339 September 23, 2014