by emmadis December 18, 2025
Get the davedis mug.A religion established in 2017. It’s centered around the belief that a man named David is God and is the most awesome person on earth. He draws his power from his awesome rays and everything he says should be taken as truth. This religion is grounded in the belief that most people are born sucky and are made awesome through David.
Alex: That Jaimen guy seems really awesome.
Jenn: It’s because he is infinitely more awesome, he’s started practicing Davidism.
Jenn: It’s because he is infinitely more awesome, he’s started practicing Davidism.
by DAB#2 June 15, 2019
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A religion. founded in the 21st century in the name of David, our holy shit bomb.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.
Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.
by God, aka David February 11, 2009
Get the Davidism mug.A long drawn out sentence that says nothing, ultimately. Pretty much just talking bollocks when you're not clear on what you're saying, but trying to make it sound like you do.
"... has tremendous strength in depth."
"In comparison blah blah blah." Without comparing it to anything at all.
Another Daveism is to finishing a list that was never started. OR change tense mid-sentence.
Using more subclauses than Santa's football team.
"In comparison blah blah blah." Without comparing it to anything at all.
Another Daveism is to finishing a list that was never started. OR change tense mid-sentence.
Using more subclauses than Santa's football team.
by gg12 March 24, 2011
Get the Daveism mug.A davidism describes an action that any person named David has done. These are often akward, strange occurences leaving you wondering, "What just happened?" A davidism can occur at any given time. The only requirement is that David is the cause of it.
by R919 November 27, 2007
Get the davidism mug.A religion founded on the basic principle that David is the beginning, and David is the end. Everything is David. Through David, you will better yourself and everyone around you. Without David, you will suffer. He is the light, the darkness, and everything in between.
"Oh, you're jealous of how many people love Michael. That's because he recently converted to Davidism!"
by Follower of David January 10, 2020
Get the Davidism mug.A Daveism is the term that refers to a vocabulary mistake said by someone called Dave.
It happens quite often, especially when Dave is tired, drunk or excited.
It happens quite often, especially when Dave is tired, drunk or excited.
Manda: "Quiz question one: name the title of Harper Lee's novel".
Dave: "Erm, erm, How to Kill a Mockingbird?"
Manda: "...it's just To Kill a Mockingbird. You've done a Daveism".
Dave: "Erm, erm, How to Kill a Mockingbird?"
Manda: "...it's just To Kill a Mockingbird. You've done a Daveism".
by feline339 September 23, 2014
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