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Daveish

1. Of or relating to, being a Douche.

2. A pejorative term for an individual that is acting arrogant, obnoxious, or selfish.
3. An action that clearly deserves a Karmic Bitch Slap.

4. The description of an act that is/was Douchetastic.
You might be Daveish if you:

1. Lean into a baseball pitch and allow it to hit you, then charge the mound.

2. Strike out a 7 year old in Wiffle Ball and then rub it in their face by prancing around like a Soccer Player who just scored a goal in the World Cup.

3. Call your Cousin's wife a whore.

4. Break up a no-hitter in baseball, in the 9th inning, with a bunt.

5. Use the last square of Toilet Paper and do not replace the roll, leaving the next squatter to fend for themselves.

6. Create and then reinforce a douchey nickname for yourself like, "Da Hammer."

7. Are seen in public; rocking a Soul Patch, Drinking a Jagerbomb, sporting a spray tan, Pointing at cameras in photos, wearing a Seashell Necklace, rocking Shutter Glasses, wearing Flip Flops while also wearing a sweater, having blond tipped hair, and popping collars.
by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 9, 2012
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daveigh

Daveigh is an amazing person who won't give a fuck about what you say to her. But she can also be sensitive and when you mis treat her that would probably be a very stupid mistake u made so keep her as long as you can.
I love you Daveigh
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Davisha

A women who understands the meaning of love. defensive yet compasionate. beautiful inside and out. takes on the world as if its their only job. true to her self and the ones around her. can be funny and sweet, but usually allows her temper and known attitude to define her. Headstrong is her best and worst feature.
davisha is a person
by jesuschild February 11, 2010
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daneisha

Daneisha is a beautiful, intelligent, diligent and determined Person. She will do anything for anybody and don't expect anything back. Daneisha is a very sweet person, however once you cross her There is no turning back.
Daneisha is a very humble person, everyone should be like her.

Everytime I'm having a bad day Daneisha comes around and make everything better .
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Davish

Davish is just an alias for DC. No, its not the marvel comics DC you are thinking of, infact, its actually something quite strange. DC is an abbreviation for Discipline Club, of which he stands as the most prominent member, surpassing seniors and passouts himself as the greatest DC member of all time. He single handedly defeated goku, once killed two stones with one bird and many more godly accomplishments I can't even comprehend.
Brave as a lion, buzz as a bee, the greatest man is D-C(Davish).
by Bandook_Baba March 16, 2023
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dameisha

A vary loyal person but if someone talks bad about her she'll always have something to say back she will never let you slide shes the type that will give you her all ❣️
Dameisha is a caring person she always displaying warmth or affection feeling and exhibiting concern and empathy for others showing or having compassing
by Meimeii.guapo February 13, 2017
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Daveism

A long drawn out sentence that says nothing, ultimately. Pretty much just talking bollocks when you're not clear on what you're saying, but trying to make it sound like you do.
"... has tremendous strength in depth."
"In comparison blah blah blah." Without comparing it to anything at all.
Another Daveism is to finishing a list that was never started. OR change tense mid-sentence.
Using more subclauses than Santa's football team.
by gg12 March 24, 2011
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