daveist

daveist is probably the most underrated tiktoker on the platform. Hes horrendous looking but everyone loves him.

"yo look daveist posted a new video" "get that shit out of my face"

by kithme March 3, 2021

Davestation

Ultra bad-ass in the room that creates intimidation, fear, and complete sexiness

When Billy came out, he was the Davestation in the room.

by daveloveskorn October 16, 2009

Kevin Davist

When a random stranger makes out with you; or when someone forces another person to make out with you.

When your friend yells "Kiss him! Kiss him with tongue! Kiss, kiss kiss!". You are then Kevin Davist.

by ericnsd February 27, 2010

Daveism

A long drawn out sentence that says nothing, ultimately. Pretty much just talking bollocks when you're not clear on what you're saying, but trying to make it sound like you do.

"... has tremendous strength in depth."
"In comparison blah blah blah." Without comparing it to anything at all.
Another Daveism is to finishing a list that was never started. OR change tense mid-sentence.
Using more subclauses than Santa's football team.

by gg12 March 24, 2011

Davester

A badass mother fucker

Did you see Luis, he’s a davester

by Nickname name July 19, 2019

Daveism

A Daveism is the term that refers to a vocabulary mistake said by someone called Dave.

It happens quite often, especially when Dave is tired, drunk or excited.

Manda: "Quiz question one: name the title of Harper Lee's novel".

Dave: "Erm, erm, How to Kill a Mockingbird?"

Manda: "...it's just To Kill a Mockingbird. You've done a Daveism".

by feline339 September 23, 2014

The Davester

A Nickname for someone named Davie.

Hey The Davester: The Davester is so funny and cool.

by Hallie Carter October-20-19 November 26, 2019