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A long drawn out sentence that says nothing, ultimately. Pretty much just talking bollocks when you're not clear on what you're saying, but trying to make it sound like you do.
"... has tremendous strength in depth."
"In comparison blah blah blah." Without comparing it to anything at all.
Another Daveism is to finishing a list that was never started. OR change tense mid-sentence.
Using more subclauses than Santa's football team.
Daveism by gg12 March 24, 2011
A Daveism is the term that refers to a vocabulary mistake said by someone called Dave.

It happens quite often, especially when Dave is tired, drunk or excited.
Manda: "Quiz question one: name the title of Harper Lee's novel".

Dave: "Erm, erm, How to Kill a Mockingbird?"

Manda: "...it's just To Kill a Mockingbird. You've done a Daveism".
Daveism by feline339 September 23, 2014
A word or phrase that would only come out of the mouth of Dave.
Team, today we are going to go over chapter 11 of Weldon Long's book Consistency Selling; "The Proper and Improper Uses of Daveisms In a Cold Call".
Daveism by RJard May 15, 2019
The teleological theory around the universe that we are all Dave and Dave is all. Dave is the sole being in the universe however he encompases all life itself. It is a monotheistic religion that practices circle jerks 4 times daily to maintain sexual unity.
"Not funny is it tho" "Get yourself in order Dave and realise the importance of Daveism"
Daveism by Dave_Dave_Dave June 11, 2022
"Daveism" is a form of Dictatorship used by a man called Dave in the "Republic of Dave".

He has children who want to make republics too, and Dave wants to take over the Derelict Capital:

Washington DC

Daveism is in Fallout 3. (Maybe irl too)
"Do you follow Daveism?"
"No, I'm democratic."
Daveism by YoThisIsMyHandle September 12, 2022
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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