Davidism 

A religion established in 2017. It’s centered around the belief that a man named David is God and is the most awesome person on earth. He draws his power from his awesome rays and everything he says should be taken as truth. This religion is grounded in the belief that most people are born sucky and are made awesome through David.

Alex: That Jaimen guy seems really awesome.
Jenn: It’s because he is infinitely more awesome, he’s started practicing Davidism.

Davidism by DAB#2 June 15, 2019

Davidism 

A religion. founded in the 21st century in the name of David, our holy shit bomb.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.

Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.

Davidism by God, aka David February 11, 2009

davidism 

A davidism describes an action that any person named David has done. These are often akward, strange occurences leaving you wondering, "What just happened?" A davidism can occur at any given time. The only requirement is that David is the cause of it.

Wow, another Davidism. Really surpising coming from you David.

davidism by R919 November 27, 2007

Davidism 

A religion founded on the basic principle that David is the beginning, and David is the end. Everything is David. Through David, you will better yourself and everyone around you. Without David, you will suffer. He is the light, the darkness, and everything in between.

"Oh, you're jealous of how many people love Michael. That's because he recently converted to Davidism!"

Davidism by Follower of David January 10, 2020

Davidism 

A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions

He lost madden many times and now he’s going into davidism mode

Davidism by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022

Davinism 

A term used to describe any concept or idea contrived within an evil and perverted mind, usually one with his own evil jingle.

Ha ha, indeed a Davinism, both evil and perverted. Just like they used to print on the side of Lucky Charm boxes...

Davinism by Doctor Heinz Davenschmirtz October 28, 2010

davidish 

the phrase used when a person is saying a relative or friend is coming to visit them but never comes due to the fact they're non-existent for instance they always are they magically when you are not

hi bill is your dad here ? no he couldn't make it today that's so davidish

davidish by the true profet March 1, 2009