davidish 

the phrase used when a person is saying a relative or friend is coming to visit them but never comes due to the fact they're non-existent for instance they always are they magically when you are not

hi bill is your dad here ? no he couldn't make it today that's so davidish

davidish by the true profet March 1, 2009

al davisish 

Coveting the player with the fastest 40 yard dash time at the NFL combine, regardless of any actual ability to play NFL football.

I was feeling particularly al davisish so I decided to select Usain Bolt with the first overall selection of the NFL Draft although he has never played football and has not expressed any desire to do so.

al davisish by Polar Marmot April 9, 2009

Davidism 

A religion established in 2017. It’s centered around the belief that a man named David is God and is the most awesome person on earth. He draws his power from his awesome rays and everything he says should be taken as truth. This religion is grounded in the belief that most people are born sucky and are made awesome through David.

Alex: That Jaimen guy seems really awesome.
Jenn: It’s because he is infinitely more awesome, he’s started practicing Davidism.

Davidism by DAB#2 June 15, 2019

Davidism 

A religion. founded in the 21st century in the name of David, our holy shit bomb.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.

Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.

Davidism by God, aka David February 11, 2009

davidism 

A davidism describes an action that any person named David has done. These are often akward, strange occurences leaving you wondering, "What just happened?" A davidism can occur at any given time. The only requirement is that David is the cause of it.

Wow, another Davidism. Really surpising coming from you David.

davidism by R919 November 27, 2007

davidshoppe 

A term for dropping a large amount of feces at one time. It can be classified as a davidshoppe if it destroys the restroom entirely. Could also be described as a boomer.

Yeah I took a massive davidshoppe yesterday... that public restroom was destroyed.

He ate some tacobell and took a massive davidshoppe yesterday it was a real boomer!

davidshoppe by da mosiah January 9, 2020

Davidism 

A religion founded on the basic principle that David is the beginning, and David is the end. Everything is David. Through David, you will better yourself and everyone around you. Without David, you will suffer. He is the light, the darkness, and everything in between.

"Oh, you're jealous of how many people love Michael. That's because he recently converted to Davidism!"

Davidism by Follower of David January 10, 2020