8 definitions by DAB#2
A religion established in 2017. It’s centered around the belief that a man named David is God and is the most awesome person on earth. He draws his power from his awesome rays and everything he says should be taken as truth. This religion is grounded in the belief that most people are born sucky and are made awesome through David.
Alex: That Jaimen guy seems really awesome.
Jenn: It’s because he is infinitely more awesome, he’s started practicing Davidism.
Jenn: It’s because he is infinitely more awesome, he’s started practicing Davidism.
by DAB#2 June 15, 2019
Whenever someone who has no idea what they’re talking about tries to explain something. Instead of giving further information they just get loud and angry silencing their opposition. People who tardsplain once are likely to do it constantly and can often fool fellow tards into thinking they are smart.
David: That tony douche is a real tardsplainer, he tries tardsplaining everything, and just talks like a pompous fag.
Dylan: yeah, Tony’s fucked up, his shits all retarded and he talks like a fag.
Dylan: yeah, Tony’s fucked up, his shits all retarded and he talks like a fag.
by DAB#2 June 14, 2019
This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character
Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
by DAB#2 June 15, 2019
It’s an unexplainable anger that only gingers can muster. Closely related to retard rage, it can come out of nowhere for no reason. When multiple gingers start ginger raging the outcome can be devastating.
Dylan:Did you see that ginger have a ginger rage?
Jake:No, I thought that was just retard rage.
Dylan: I can see how you might get confused, but I definitely think that was ginger rage.
Jake:No, I thought that was just retard rage.
Dylan: I can see how you might get confused, but I definitely think that was ginger rage.
by DAB#2 November 2, 2019
Jacob:I hate vsco girls they’re so annoying
Kailyn:and I oop, but I’m a sksksks vsco girl
Jacob: what I meant was I love them…is that a hydro flask so cool
Kailyn:yeah it is actually
Kailyn:and I oop, but I’m a sksksks vsco girl
Jacob: what I meant was I love them…is that a hydro flask so cool
Kailyn:yeah it is actually
by DAB#2 September 7, 2019
A soldiers target ( a human) is usually an enemy, however in certain instances this target is a friendly, a shot towards said friendly is known as friendly fire, friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked.
by DAB#2 June 21, 2020
It is a sacred holiday amongst young men and women alike. The day before thanksgiving is for pregaming like it’s spring break in palm beach. If there are any drinks or “flower” left in your house at the end of the night, there is always next year
Mom: why do you look like you just crawled out of a grave and smell like a sports bar?
You: calm down mom, it was Wacky Wednesday I had to get shit faced
You: calm down mom, it was Wacky Wednesday I had to get shit faced
by DAB#2 November 24, 2022