A small place in West Yorkshire, somewhere between Leeds and Huddersfield. It's got a few shops such as Peacocks and Greggs, but apart from that there's fuck all. Loads of chavs hang out there, making it a dangerous place at all hours. Do not attempt to go there. Ooooo it has a morrisons. That's about it.
Chris: Shall we go to Heckmondwike?
Manda: No! It's full of chavs!
Chris: But there's a Morrisons!
Manda: Oh... alright then! :D
Manda: No! It's full of chavs!
Chris: But there's a Morrisons!
Manda: Oh... alright then! :D
by feline339 January 12, 2008
A Daveism is the term that refers to a vocabulary mistake said by someone called Dave.
It happens quite often, especially when Dave is tired, drunk or excited.
It happens quite often, especially when Dave is tired, drunk or excited.
Manda: "Quiz question one: name the title of Harper Lee's novel".
Dave: "Erm, erm, How to Kill a Mockingbird?"
Manda: "...it's just To Kill a Mockingbird. You've done a Daveism".
Dave: "Erm, erm, How to Kill a Mockingbird?"
Manda: "...it's just To Kill a Mockingbird. You've done a Daveism".
by feline339 September 23, 2014