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dangerzoned 

A term used when a disappointing update releases on a video game

The term originated from when Valve released a disappointing update for the game CS:GO (Counter Strike: Global Offensive) in which people believed it would be for the main game mode but in fact was only for the universally disliked Dangerzone Battle Royale.
Gamer: This update sucks!
Gamer 2: We got dangerzoned!
dangerzoned by Ggghhhhggg April 30, 2019
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Dangerzoning 

Word is derived from a combination of danger wanking and BT Openzone. It describes an instance when an individual proceeds to masturbate in a public area or semi-public area e.g. toilet, with the aid of streamed pornography acquired through a public or semi-public WIFI network.
An individual is dangerzoning when he/she masturbates in a train station toilet using free WIFI provided through a hotspot or network provider.

A individual is dangerzoning when he/she masturbates in the corner of a chain pub using the provision of their free WIFI service to stream arousing videos.
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The Dangerzone 

10 minutes before the end of your shift at work. What happens in those last 10 minutes is the difference between finnishing work on time, or staying another half-an-hour.
X: "Here comes the boss..."

Y: "Well I'm not starting anything for him now, i'm in The Dangerzone..."
The Dangerzone by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009

The Dangerzone 

The place or mental state where the most fun and craziness happens. The mental state that one enters when they are really really hammered/drunk. Being absolutely blitzed. Having great fun, but on the brink of destruction. To the point of intoxication where bad things will happen if anymore alcohol is consumed.

The place that you strive to go when you rage.

Inspired by the theme song from the classic movie top gun.
Friend A: Dude are you really planning on having 20 standard drinks tonight?

Friend B: Bro, I don't know, but it is definitely possible. I am going to the dangerzone tonight!

Friend C: (Drunkenly pumps his fist and sings loudly) "Highway to the Dangerzone!"

Dangerzone 

The point of male masturbation between ejaculation and semen disposal in which, if someone were to walk in, you would no longer be able to deny them clarification of your masturbation.
"I was half way through The Dangerzone when suddenly my Mum walked in, and I got caught.
Dangerzone by Sam Webb November 17, 2014

Dangerzone 

Dangerzone is the length form the chest to upper thy for women, and the space from belly button to upper thy for men. Beating to these areas can cause extreme discomfort, and or awkwardness.
Dude, back you just kicked my Dangerzone!
Dangerzone by Jo-dan April 9, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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