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damndelion 

Intensely despised lawn weed with bright yellow flower.
I fight these damndelions every spring!
damndelion by Alice N. Paine June 22, 2007
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Dandelion 

An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.
Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."
Dandelion by tangentjif April 19, 2017

Dandelion 

The plant that spreads the most pollen because it comes apart so easily like soggy bread.
Person A: Does Cindy like Daniel?
Person B: Yea
Person A: Dandelion is true
Dandelion by Aarcy April 19, 2017

dandelionlighters 

Dandelionlighters (dandi for short) is a genius, an inspiration and a hero to all. Dandi is the incredible author of Cast yourself (you are a spell), the brilliant hosie and harry potter fan fiction ever created (certainly better than JK Rowling's) with over 4K kudos (but deserves more if you ask me).
"OMG did you see dandi just updated a new chapter of hosie hogwarts, it was incredible!"
"Dandi please dont kill Josie off :("

"Dandelionlighters is my hero!"
dandelionlighters by hosieendgame October 26, 2020

Dawndelion 

Name of a ship between Diluc Ragnvindr and Jean Gunnhildr a.k.a jealuc, jeanluc from action RPG Genshin Impact. The name is derived from Jean’s title as a Dandelion Knight and Diluc’s name meaning “dawn” in latin.
Dawndelion my beloved <3
Dawndelion by cookiecotton June 27, 2023

dandylions

Lions that are extremely happy or playful.
Fred and I went to the zoo and saw some dandylions there.
dandylions by garr8skot January 22, 2009

Dandelion Cock 

A long thing penis with a large bell end.
"I saw Gareth in the showers earlier, fuck me he's got a dandelion cock"
Dandelion Cock by Jim Keats October 9, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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