dandelion

someone who recieves an excess amount of head. a person that is constantly recieving blow-jobs

They call me dandelion because im always getting blown

by ACursiveMime April 28, 2008

dandelion

Somebody that is beautiful on the outside but bitter on the inside.

She's such a dandelion (ie:looks like a flower...but they're actually a weed)

by Jacksjoe May 31, 2006

dandelion

The act of pinching someone's nostrils to cut off their air supply from their nose. At this point, the person will have to open their mouth to breathe. When this happens, the pincher urinates inside the unwillingly open mouth of the victim.

Yo, Dee gave Hilary a dandelion!

by Big L May 07, 2004

dandelion

Term used to describe low-income, uneducated (stupid) people in large families, due to their rapid breeding and the volume of their ignorance "chocking out" other lives around them.

See Harvey Danger:
"Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a tv"

Also, see the movie, Idiocracy.

The average couple these days, they have one kid, maybe. That kid has one kid, and that kid has one kid. Three generations, total of three people. Those dandelions? They've got six kids. Those seeds have pretty much no chance. That family will fit in four generations in the time it takes the "average" folks to do three generations. Each of them will have six kids, who'll have six kids, who'll have six kids. That's one smart person for every 86 dandelion idiots in 60 years. We're so screwed.

by Nice Clean Lawn July 23, 2009

dandelion

used as substitute for the word FUCK.
also used as an expression.

person 1: what the dandelion are you talkin about bitch?!
bitch: *rolls her eyes*

by chocoSomething June 22, 2010

dandelion

This is when a guy cums on a girls face then uses a blowdryer to make it dry quickly, then immediately follows with a golden shower giving it a yellow glowing effect similar to a dandelion weed.

I got no respect for that bitch, one date and I busted out the dandelion on her trick ass.

by M Wall Hawley August 22, 2007

Dandelion

An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.

Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."

by tangentjif April 20, 2017