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li-ons (ly'ohns)
n.

1. The Worst. Football. Team. Ever. (See: Detroit, not British Columbia or Penn State)
2. A large carnivorous feline mammal (Panthera leo) of Africa and northwest India, having a short tawny coat, a tufted tail, and, in the male, a heavy mane around the neck and shoulders.
3. Any of several large wildcats related to or resembling the lion.
4.
1. A very brave person.
2. A person regarded as fierce or savage.
3. A noted person; a celebrity: a literary lion.
The Lions sure did suck last night. I've seen teams suck, but they are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
lions by Judge Smails January 16, 2007
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Manipulator & fake friend. lions was able to scam and steal BlueConX's foundation, and later to have the audacity to abuse and milk his group for money and fame. His pride and ego is so far up his ass that he even confirmed scamming his group when confronted by other foundations.

As of July 2020, he's been banned off Roblox since April 2020 and has been recently scamming kids on Fortnite.
God, you're such a lions! Stop scamming those kids dude.
lions by BrehBreh92 July 3, 2020
football team that sucks!
lions by ZZ99 March 23, 2004
Sad excuse for a football team
The Lions beat the Browns? How the hell did that happen
Lions by raymundo831 January 27, 2011
That fine ass you've been staring at and almost ready to pounce at.
Lions man, just...lions.

-Is it me or are there too many lions here?
-Its you man.
Lions by Understandable Australian August 15, 2011

Lions Suck 

The Detroit Lions. Any Year. Regardless of how well they seem to be performing this (any) season.
Unrealistic/Fair Weather Fan: The Lions are winning!

Realistic Fan: The Lions suck. They've sucked for the last 50 years and will always suck. Don't worry, they will save Defeat from the jaws of Victory.
Lions Suck by Bozo Theclown January 8, 2012

Lions of Mars 

An amazing UK band, consists of Jake Powell rhythm guitar, lead vocals, Dan Armstrong Lead guitar, Mike Lucking Bass, backing vocals and Rob Broad Drums
"that was an amazing gig last night!"
"yeaaaahhhh! the lions of mars gig was amazing!"
Lions of Mars by jaskle April 14, 2010
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