dandylions
dandylions by garr8skot January 22, 2009
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Dandelion
An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.
Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."
Dandelion by tangentjif April 19, 2017
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dandy lions
Little boy: Mommy, look at the dandy lions!
Mom: No Coleman, he's just...err...umm.. scratching his friends back. (Nervously pulls son over to look at the monkeys instead)
Mom: No Coleman, he's just...err...umm.. scratching his friends back. (Nervously pulls son over to look at the monkeys instead)
dandy lions by bigbadmama January 25, 2011
dandelionlighters
Dandelionlighters (dandi for short) is a genius, an inspiration and a hero to all. Dandi is the incredible author of Cast yourself (you are a spell), the brilliant hosie and harry potter fan fiction ever created (certainly better than JK Rowling's) with over 4K kudos (but deserves more if you ask me).
"OMG did you see dandi just updated a new chapter of hosie hogwarts, it was incredible!"
"Dandi please dont kill Josie off :("
"Dandelionlighters is my hero!"
"Dandi please dont kill Josie off :("
"Dandelionlighters is my hero!"
dandelionlighters by hosieendgame October 26, 2020
Dandelion Cock
Dandelion Cock by Jim Keats October 9, 2014
Dandelion
She is the most beautiful girl you could meet she is a great friend she is loyal to the very end she is very kind and caring too people she truly loves she is smart and she has great style she’s gets all the attention from the boys
Ohhhh dandelion 😍❤️
Dandelion by Svavedvxndhdb July 16, 2018
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