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That Barack Obama, he's so Dalfred.
dalfred by Dalfred November 22, 2019
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Smart, Always has an IQ of 523, Handsome asf, Rarely seen or 0.75% chance of meeting a guy that has this name. So if your gonna marry a guy pick this.
Danfred is so hot
Danfred by Mikey Gordon October 7, 2020
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dalfredo 

Dalfredo is really intelligent and he likes the ultimate fight. He will never help you with the thermostat. He gets upset when hungry and he dances like the macho man he is. He is very sexy
You need help? Don't call Dalfredo
dalfredo by Eve Gs November 23, 2021
Big Brain, Cool asf, Handsome as heck,so if your gonna marry a guy it should be this name.
Danfred is so Hot
Danfred by Mikey Gordon October 7, 2020
1. In homage to the hit TV show Wilfred,
This is the name given to a person when you’re high as balls and they look like a cat.
As W is 4 letters from the end of the alphabet and a dog. The other end of the spectrum for a cat, 4 letters from the beginning, D.

2. Can also be used instead of calling someone a ‘Pussy’.
1. Person 1: ‘‘Dude, look at that weird fuck! He’s got whiskers and looks like a fuckin’ cat!’’

Person 2: ‘‘Holy shit! He’s a proper Dilfred!’’
———
2. Person 1: ‘‘Stop being such a Dilfred’’
Dilfred by BDTman October 27, 2021
A black human specimen with a huuuuge magnum dong that aint afraid to bukkake your girl on the dancefloor… who is always overly-savage when there is no need to be
Damn, that Delfred is so savage that he be whippin out his magnum dong on my sister and she asks if i approve and I’m like “no comment………. But yes!”
Delfred by Nohomosonogay September 29, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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