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Daguerreotype 

C'mon, be honest with yourself. The word "daguerreotype" doesn't make you think of photographs. It makes you think of something ethnic. Something saucy. Something like an evil Mexican sorcerer.

You don't want to miss with Old Daguerreotype... One time, I dared to look at his feet, and he stole my house as punishment.

Legend has it that Daguerreotype only walks among the living when he is bored with feasting on the dead.

There is a story of a young boy, Ramon, exclaiming in the streets of Mexico City, "Daguerreotype is a myth! He's not real!" Noted city wise woman Ana Garcia Velasquez Garcia Ramon responded shrilly, "DON'T SAY THE NAME!!!" It is said that Ramon disappeared that night, and inside his house only the curious smell of stale taco shells remained...

The village elders claim that Dastardly Daguerreotype lived among the dinosaurs, and when one of them sassed him by stealing one of his Daguerreoplants, he wiped out the entire species as just recompense.

It was Daguerreotype's sins that made God summon forth the Great Flood.

Daguerreotype was the snake who told Eve to eat the apple.

Daguerreotype was the Spanish Inquisition.

Daguerreotype is living in your attic.
Daguerreotype by APARTMENT 4 January 22, 2015
the man who always makes you moist
Daguelin makes me moist!
daguelin by RentedSpoon659 October 30, 2019
Most under rated player in Counter-Strike
dagley by geffon November 28, 2004
1337 player of Counter Strike Source.
"Man, you some kind of Dagley?"
dagley by Ross March 31, 2005

Daguerreotype 

A photographic process made by Louis Jacques Mande Daguerre in 1839. It was good for portraiture but not landscapes and you had to stay very still when sitting for pictures because of the long exposure.

In brief, his method consisted of treating silver-plated copper sheets with iodine to make them sensitive to light, then exposing them in a camera and "developing" the images with warm mercury vapor.

There are still some practicing daguerreotypists today but for the most part, the process is outdated and dangerous because of the hazardous mercury vapors. Some people prefer the alternative and less toxic Becquerel process.
"The reason why no one is similing in a Daguerreotype is because the exposure took a really long time."
Daguerreotype by Sayuri November 25, 2004
Comes from the Ocean, originally Plankton that developed legs and bred with a Rottweiler. They both dwell in the South West of England. Usually sighted in Hucclecote in Gloucestershire.

The first sighting was in 2008 and the woman who sore the beast heard a whooping noise. Then a high pitched shrill and sound like DAGUOY DAGUOY.
Stay away from me or i will open a can of Daguoy on you

Potatoes swell up and go Daguoy untill watered

Can be eaten by adding a little NOOBY to it

dagoinoobyplanktonpotatorottweiler
Daguoy by Von Oober May 14, 2010
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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