daftim

a gay ship from the roblox game mafia which involves Dafydd and Timothy, one of whom is a suspiciously wealthy man with questionable career choices, and the other is a railwayman who has the survival instincts of a fart and apparently thinks being romantically involved with a mafia member is a perfectly reasonable life decision. Timothy is a manipulative, calculating bastard who could probably get rid of anyone he wants permanently, but suddenly forgets how to function when Dafydd calls him sweetheart. Dafydd, meanwhile, has the emotional availability of a fucking brick wall but somehow manages to make one rich man reconsider his entire existence. This is considered "doomed rich x poor yaoi". It's really really complicated you guys should study them because they're really complicated and they're really cute.

Timothy: you're aware I'm a mafia member, yes?
Dafydd: yeah
Timothy: ???
Dafydd: anyway
Me: wow, daftim is so gay

daftim by paradigm67 November 5, 2026

Daytime Television

A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gagworthy soap operas that lower the already low standard, televised church services, inaccurate weather forecasts, increasingly vacant programs for pre-K children, and instructional quilting/home improvement programs. The TV equivalent of cold oatmeal, or cafeteria food.

Antonyms: Primetime Television, adult swim.

"I'd rather go to work/school with a stomach virus than sit at home nibbling saltines and watching Judge Joe Brown. Daytime Television just makes me feel sicker."

Daytime Television by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008

Daftie 

a harmless idiot
scottish in origin
idiot

you are a daftie
you are a big daftie

Daftie by mark January 1, 2005

Daftism 

The official religion of Daft Punk. Daftists believe that Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo are the right and left hands of God, if not gods themselves.

For those Daft Punk listeners without faith, try Daftism.

Daftism by DaftPope April 13, 2010

Daftin

When someone is being ridiculous, a fool, or down right dumb. To be straight up trippin

Yo, he be daftin about the game

Hey man, stop daftin.

Daftin by Junior47 January 13, 2011

Dafting 

Dancing to Daft Punk music.

As soon as that new Daft Punk song came on the radio, everyone stopped what they were doing and began dafting.

Dafting by Noisdika September 27, 2011

daytime tv

EVIL, what the house-wives watch, clearly the reason for the brainwashed people in this country.

infomericals on daytime tv make me feel fat.

daytime tv by stray April 16, 2004