stray's definitions

Harry K

a cool clerk at the local ralphs. has some accent i cant recognize but likes to talk and people laugh at everything he says for some reason. his shirts are tooooo tight though.

Harry K packages food.

by stray October 4, 2004

groupie

The untalented who follow the talented around, to try and get some talent rubbed off unto their dull, talentless shoulders.

Why the hell would you be a groupie?! Be a roadie instead, you get to handle all the neat guitars, set up lights and tech stuff, and if you *accidentally* get to sleep with one of the bandmates, people won't call you a slut, they'll just say you're friends with benefits....goddamn stereotypes...

by stray September 14, 2004

Fr. Tom

Greedy old priest with a dent in his head...fired Lenny...NOT cool.

(During church)
Kati: Fr. Tom has ugly shoes.
Us: That's nice Kati,
Kati: Fr. Tom has a shiny head.
Us: That's nice Kati.
Kati: I WANNA RIP THAT STICKER OFF HIS HEAD!!
Us: BAHAHAHAHA! That's nice Kati...

by stray October 4, 2004

kebab

A delicacy, especially on the way back from the pub.

Mweerrr!! I'm pissed man... time for a kebab!

by stray December 9, 2003

Carlos Barat

Singer/Songwriter of British band The Libertines. He is a fabulous musician, and his interviews are usually quite insightful. He is intelligent. And fucking hott. Is said by many LJ-Junkies to be a raging homosexual with his former bandmate Pete Doherty whom he has had an intense love-hate relationship with, but nonetheless, Carl is a sex god who had decided to move on in his career.

Yeah, The Libs broke up. I hope I'm not the only one who hopes that Pete and Carl will make up someday. In the meantime, Carl, who has the most beautiful ass I have ever seen, signed with another label and is supposedly forming another band..hmmm

by stray April 13, 2005

Teacups In Flowerland

1)A euphamism meaning tortured, raped, victims of rejection, but can also be used to tell someone they are fucked.

2)The best underground death metal band ever to exist. (TIF)

1)You actually got in trouble with Mr. Finklestein for saying 'the chickens are coming?' Dude you are such a Teacup in Flowerland......

2)I am going to listen to that new Teacups In Flowerland demo I got from their concert at the Roxy yesterday.

by stray November 23, 2003

3rd View

The 3rd view runs NorCal! Moutain View Bitch!

The Incredible Hulk beat the shit outta my grandpa cuase he gave him a funny look. Then he called his hommie Stray with his 357 and they shot him in the dome. After that The OG and SMF came and skull fucked his wrinkly head.

by Stray May 10, 2004