Acronym for "Designated Fat Friend"
the D.F.F. is the friend attractive girls bring with them, because the D.F.F. is unattractive, so in terms of relativity (see even hot chicks use
einstein) the hot chick looks even hotter.
the D.F.F. tends to believe that if they are hanging out with beautiful people they must also be
beautiful. what is important here, is that they are wrong.
the D.F.F. is historically the person with who the "wingman" must "take
one for the team"
You: Oh
man that chick is fuckin smokin
wingman: hellz yeah son
You: I'm gonna
go talk to her, oh wait, she has a D.F.F.
wingman: FUCK