D.F.P. 

disciplinary fudge packing

He wouldn't stop complaining, so I sent Dieter to silence him with a D.F.P.

D.F.P. by themudnutter November 25, 2003

i.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.i.d.f.w. 

It stands for: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.

Me: I can't stand Marjon. He think he all that. U cool with him

Raven: I.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.I.d.f.w.
Me: Huh?
Raven: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: Oh cool ❤💯

i.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.i.d.f.w. by YSN Glizzy May 4, 2019

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. 

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. by Billy January 20, 2005

P.D.M.F.P. 

Pretty Damn Muther Fuckin Peachy

Bee-How is you?
Della-P.D.M.F.P.

P.D.M.F.P. by MN711 April 7, 2006

O.F.P.D. 

"Offending Fathers, Pleasing Daughters"
A guy who girls love but their fathers loathe

Ashton Kutcher in "Guess Who" is an O.F.P.D.

O.F.P.D. by Ivins Militia August 10, 2009

S.P.D.F 

An acronym to remember the order of subshells in an atom. The first subshell is the S subshell, then the P subshell and so fourth.
To remember the acronym, think "Stephen Porks Dead Ferrets" (the name stephen can be replaced with any name starting with 's') provided they are a weiner you know!

Remember the order of subshells kids, use S.P.D.F, Stephen Porks Dead Ferrets

S.P.D.F by Leroy The Prophet October 12, 2006

F-P-D 

Fattty Pimpin Daddy

F-P-D is cool

F-P-D by me August 3, 2003