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a combination of ":" and the capital letter "d" that make up a smiling face.
That kid smiles too much, its like a constant d-face
d-face by uselesshero December 18, 2007
Words you can keep
A dick face, usually referred to a person.

An Insult

"Hey Bob you suck!"
"Shut up D Face"

You look like a D Face
D Face by David Broadhurst January 8, 2009

d'spiter face 

A woman who, despite her face, is still very attractive and fair game. Not to be confused with butter faces, these women are still desirable. Where as butter face starts with the positive (hot body) and ends with the negative (her face), d'spiter face is a term that maintains a positive attitude.
Donny: Hey, Rude, check out that pair of tits down the street.

Rudy: Man, take a better look

Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.
d'spiter face by Baby Carrot December 1, 2009

Facebook Face'd 

word used when someone is trying to look emotionally deep on facebook and someone comments with something funny, thus negating the first person's idea, and the first person being 'Face'd' via facebook.
Person 1 (As a status): What if life is really just a bus stop? We're just, looking for someone to spend the time with."

Person 2 (commenting): Not possible. I hate talking to people at a bus stop.

Person 3 (also commenting): FACEBOOK FACE'D!
Face'd the art of getting f'ed up. Also known as shit-faced, or just plain ass-down drunk
I had a bad day, lets get a thirty and get face'd tonight
Face'd by Brunsmaster May 28, 2004
when a person pronounces a word incorrectly and another person corrects them; the most common occurrence is when one pronounces the French origin of the word forte (referencing to one's strength) as the Italian origin.
Person A: I like running; running is my forte (fawr-tey).
Person J: Don't you mean "running is your forte (fawrt)".
Person A: Yeah, I can't believe I got face'd so bad.
Person J: It is not your fault that you have a mental handicap.
Person A: True. Thanks for taking me out of the allegoric cave and showing me the light.
face'd by non-bias July 4, 2009

Face Pasta’d 

Getting so hammered you have no choice but to eat the pasta with your hands by shoving it into your face.
My friend Dylan was so hammered he Face Pasta’d and ruined it for everyone else.
Face Pasta’d by Finesteinburg September 19, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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