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designated fat friend.
In any group of girls, there usually a couple of hot ones and a token ugly and/or overweight girl, the D.F.F., who supposedly has the best "personality".

Last night the boyz and me went to the bar and met 4 girls. Tony, Mike, and Rob went home with the 3 hot ones and I got stuck with the fucking D.F.F. Man did I take one for the team!

D.F.F. by Nick D January 16, 2007

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D.F.F.

D.F.F. is an acronym meaning “Down for fucking” it is commonly used by immature boys who have small dicks and only want women for their bodies. It is a very easy way to get blocked.

Girl: Hey i think i like you

Boy: I like you and wtv but D.F.F.?
Girl: Uhm no?
Boy: *Blocked*

D.F.F. by Nah_Flamez January 14, 2024

Related Words

D.F.F. • D.F.F.C. • P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y • NDFF • D.T.F.F. • Duff (D.U.F.F.) • FDF • duff • diff • D.F.K.D.F.C.

D.F.F

Acronym for "Designated Fat Friend"

the D.F.F. is the friend attractive girls bring with them, because the D.F.F. is unattractive, so in terms of relativity (see even hot chicks use einstein) the hot chick looks even hotter.

the D.F.F. tends to believe that if they are hanging out with beautiful people they must also be beautiful. what is important here, is that they are wrong.

the D.F.F. is historically the person with who the "wingman" must "take one for the team"

You: Oh man that chick is fuckin smokin
wingman: hellz yeah son
You: I'm gonna go talk to her, oh wait, she has a D.F.F.
wingman: FUCK

D.F.F by supersloth July 21, 2008

D.F.F

Drunk. Fighting. Fucking

Dude Jersey Shore was so D.F.F last night. It was awesome.

That girl is always DFF its sad.

drunk 'n love drunk and down to fuck party jersey shore douche bag brawl throw down

D.F.F by Bigmack1211 March 25, 2011

D.F.F.C.

Drug free for Christ. Making a vow to God to keep you body pure from drugs and alchol all in His name.

Being drug free for Christ is much more important then idolizing a scene like straight edge. Iam drug free for christ since this life is about Him and not me.iam not straigt edge iam D.F.F.C.

D.F.F.C. by Jahway April 24, 2008

N.D.F.F.

Needle dick fag fucker(s)

Guy 1: Want to go crush some brews with the football team?
Guy 2: No way! Not with those N.D.F.F.

N.D.F.F. by HungCyclops April 20, 2018

P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y

Nagito’s love confession basically-

“Please don’t forget, from the bottom of my heart, i am truly in love with the hope that sleeps inside you.”

she texted me “I love you” and I was like P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y.

“wow, that’s so romantic.”

P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y by moonisaweeb May 21, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026