Crusty's Law 

The comparison of a political figure to a fictional Star Wars character in lieu of making an intelligent observation about them.

See Godwin's Law.

He said Bush and Cheney are like Darth Vader & the Emperor but Obama is like Luke Skywalker.

OK, but why doesn't he form an adult argument about it instead of resorting to Crusty's Law like a little nerd?

Crusty's Law by Crusty Burgerhead April 21, 2009

custy snap 

some rotten custy in a pink cardigan says in no particular order snappety snap directly following your aw snap over some worthwhile event....

j crewish pink cardigan custy says: "aw snappity snap" that custy just stole my turkey wrap .... with a late snap of the fingesr.. prolly works at pier one..

custy snap by estaro February 13, 2004

crusty's

crusty's come's from the ass crack the stick to ya jocks.

doing a sloppy fart and it becomes hard and u have stained jocks and it dont feel good.

crusty's by SaiNt_SaRaCeN November 16, 2003

Crusty’s 

An old politician who is outdated on policy and cannot speak in clear sentences.

Danm Donald Trump and Joe Biden are a pair of crusty’s

Crusty’s by anonymous October 7, 2020

Your bread's crusty 

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.

I'm not bangin' you, your bread's crusty.

Your bread's crusty by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018

Crusty Sock 

An old sock filled with so much dried semen it has become crusty, mainly found in teenage boys rooms.
Also might be filled with lotion

"Yo dude, while you were in the bathroom, I uh... um, found a crusty sock in your drawer"
"Shit I forgot about that!

Crusty Sock by iheartthecregg September 22, 2020

Crusty Slim Jim 

A completley unwanted and unwarranted erection caused when an older male is turned on by a younger female.

Yo man our teacher totally just had a crusty slim jim during that assembly

Crusty Slim Jim by Crustymgee May 30, 2018