Crusty Snowman

To Ejaculate into a thin glass or tube, freeze over night and then use as a sex toy the next day.

Kate: "Hey can use this ice in my drink?"
Will: "Hell no!! That's my Crusty Snowman for later"

by Dillyboi February 13, 2019

When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.

When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.