crusty's

crusty's come's from the ass crack the stick to ya jocks.

doing a sloppy fart and it becomes hard and u have stained jocks and it dont feel good.

by SaiNt_SaRaCeN November 16, 2003

Crusty’s

An old politician who is outdated on policy and cannot speak in clear sentences.

Danm Donald Trump and Joe Biden are a pair of crusty’s

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Crusty's Law

The comparison of a political figure to a fictional Star Wars character in lieu of making an intelligent observation about them.

See Godwin's Law.

He said Bush and Cheney are like Darth Vader & the Emperor but Obama is like Luke Skywalker.

OK, but why doesn't he form an adult argument about it instead of resorting to Crusty's Law like a little nerd?

by Crusty Burgerhead April 21, 2009

Your bread's crusty

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.

I'm not bangin' you, your bread's crusty.

by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018

Crusty Sock

An old sock filled with so much dried semen it has become crusty, mainly found in teenage boys rooms.
Also might be filled with lotion

"Yo dude, while you were in the bathroom, I uh... um, found a crusty sock in your drawer"
"Shit I forgot about that!

by iheartthecregg September 22, 2020

Crusty Slim Jim

A completley unwanted and unwarranted erection caused when an older male is turned on by a younger female.

Yo man our teacher totally just had a crusty slim jim during that assembly

by Crustymgee May 30, 2018

Crusty Shit Hair

It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.

Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.

by Jake Tam June 17, 2008