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Iemand die een HBO opleiding volgt
HBO'ers zijn cursisten. Ze studeren niet.
cursist by Bierentieten January 26, 2017
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cumsistency 

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.
That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.
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(n) A Person who judges another person by the car he/she drives.
John: Hey steve, check the guy driving that porsche over there, he's such a douche bet he taken his boss's cock in his ass more than once to get a car like that.

Steve: I know what a fag.....

John: Check that woman in that Beamer over there, bet she sucks a lot of cock for that sweet ride.

Steve: We're such carsists.
Carsist by Carsist April 12, 2010
Romanian word to describe a gay who take it
Dupa ce ca esti gay mai esti si curist
Curist by Romanian warrior. January 11, 2022

CUMSISTANCE 

The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:

-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep
Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"

Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"

Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"
CUMSISTANCE by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

Coursist 

Being prejudiced against or antagonistic towards a person or people on the basis of their course of study or college, typically one that is considered inferior.
1. The college principal is investigating complaints about coursist abuse
2. Law students are coursist
3. Three coursists were suspended from college.
Coursist by ngabonzima February 24, 2022

CUMSISTANCE 

When you are too high or too restless to sleep so you have a maz/wank to help you pass out.
"Omg it's 3am, have work at 7 and I'm too cooked to sleep."

"Sounds like you need some cumsistance"
CUMSISTANCE by Dingopalace October 31, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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