Carsist

(n) A Person who judges another person by the car he/she drives.

John: Hey steve, check the guy driving that porsche over there, he's such a douche bet he taken his boss's cock in his ass more than once to get a car like that.

Steve: I know what a fag.....

John: Check that woman in that Beamer over there, bet she sucks a lot of cock for that sweet ride.

Steve: We're such carsists.

by Carsist April 12, 2010

cardistry

Cardistry is the non-magical, artistic manipulation of playing cards. Think of shuffles, one-handed cuts, armspreads, springs, displays (like shapes), and whatever your imagination can conceive and your fingers can accomplish.

After making a perfect card fan with one hand and tossing it behind his back to the other, I quickly realized I might have been watching one of the best cardistry performances ever.

by Cardist March 29, 2008

carnist

people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.

"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"

by teneab July 22, 2023

carfisting

The act of a female slowly inserting and fucking a vehicle's gear selector.

Stacey put her brand new 2010 Hummer into park at a local Kroger so she could begin carfisting her tight pussy.

by Dylandam November 13, 2011

Cartist

When one is a crafter and an artist------- Originally created my Moriah Elizabeth

Hi, my name is _______, and I am a cartist.

by I <3 Moriah Elizabeth August 28, 2020

casist

Someone who is racist against those who use capslock excessively. Actually, it's worse than racism.

Person 1: Oh, those immature capslockers, let's snark them!
CAPSLOCKER: YOU CASIST!!!!!

by capslocker September 30, 2007

cardista

A person who lives and breathes for the RPGs and card games.

ITA: "Mi sta sul cazzo quel fottuto cardista!"
ENG: "I hate that fuckin' geek!"

by [moji] November 4, 2006