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(n) A Person who judges another person by the car he/she drives.
John: Hey steve, check the guy driving that porsche over there, he's such a douche bet he taken his boss's cock in his ass more than once to get a car like that.

Steve: I know what a fag.....

John: Check that woman in that Beamer over there, bet she sucks a lot of cock for that sweet ride.

Steve: We're such carsists.
Carsist by Carsist April 12, 2010

cardistry 

Cardistry is the non-magical, artistic manipulation of playing cards. Think of shuffles, one-handed cuts, armspreads, springs, displays (like shapes), and whatever your imagination can conceive and your fingers can accomplish.
After making a perfect card fan with one hand and tossing it behind his back to the other, I quickly realized I might have been watching one of the best cardistry performances ever.
cardistry by Cardist March 29, 2008
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people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.
"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"
carnist by teneab July 22, 2023

carfisting 

The act of a female slowly inserting and fucking a vehicle's gear selector.
Stacey put her brand new 2010 Hummer into park at a local Kroger so she could begin carfisting her tight pussy.
carfisting by Dylandam November 13, 2011
When one is a crafter and an artist------- Originally created my Moriah Elizabeth
Hi, my name is _______, and I am a cartist.
Cartist by I <3 Moriah Elizabeth August 28, 2020
Someone who is racist against those who use capslock excessively. Actually, it's worse than racism.
Person 1: Oh, those immature capslockers, let's snark them!
CAPSLOCKER: YOU CASIST!!!!!
casist by capslocker September 30, 2007

cardista 

A person who lives and breathes for the RPGs and card games.
ITA: "Mi sta sul cazzo quel fottuto cardista!"
ENG: "I hate that fuckin' geek!"
cardista by [moji] November 4, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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