CUMSISTANCE

The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:

-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep
Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"

Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"

Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"
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CUMSISTANCE

When you are too high or too restless to sleep so you have a maz/wank to help you pass out.
"Omg it's 3am, have work at 7 and I'm too cooked to sleep."

"Sounds like you need some cumsistance"
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Oyo's

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Oyo's

Pronounced "oi-yos"

Is the Australian slang for oysters.
"Couple cheeky oyo's this arvo love?"
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Renata

A pretty cool girl, very smart and awesome. But has a stinky butt.
Oh renata, she's great but that butt of hers. She needs a wet wipe.
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Renata

A beautiful, amazing, smart, pretty , cool girl who unfortunately has a stinky butt
Oh is that renata?

Yeah don't stand behind her. You'll get whiff
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