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cuntwaffle

noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.
That cuntwaffle just backed into me.
cuntwaffle by EmilyBinx July 10, 2014

cuntwaffle

A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.
Andrew is such a cuntwaffle
cuntwaffle by Turtle dick June 29, 2017

cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.
Shannon is a cuntwaffle!
cuntwaffle by Josh August 17, 2003

cuntwife 

Cuntwife is basically an actual wife/girlfriend/fuck buddy (aka gik) who acts like a bitch or, a cunt
"Yo, your cuntwife stole my bed. Tell that bitch to move her fucking ass"
cuntwife by Pensive P December 30, 2007

CUNTWAFFLE

A person not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so.

Hes an idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. He's who has done it all and done it better than you.

His behavior warrants him being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue roomon a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
CHAD_NORTON is certainly a CUNTWAFFLE of Epic proportions.
He has the worst disposition and constantly uses people for his own gain.
CUNTWAFFLE by suomyuouA December 4, 2018

cuntwaffle

Often heard emanating from the mouths of conspiracy theorists APD.
What a load of cuntwaffle APD.
cuntwaffle by pizzaAPD November 23, 2016
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