cuntriffic

As the cunt is both foul and excellent, so is anything that is cuntriffic.

Wow, this pizza is so greasy but is definetely cuntriffic

by Andrew Fairclough April 28, 2003

cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.

Total cuntification in this town.

by Professor of pedagogy January 18, 2016

cuntificate

When a chick rambles on and on about bullshit.

Did you see Cuntaleezza Rice cuntificate before the 9/11 Commission? Shameless.

by acljew November 7, 2006

cuntrifical force

The force surrounding all women that draws you in.

Dude, your so pussy whipped, Katie has you mesmerized with her cuntrifical force.

by Da shock and Aweizzle October 1, 2003

cunterific

The art of being a fabulous, or terrific, cunt.

Jill made some guy sing "I'm a Little Teapot" in order to recieve his wallet that she had found and informed him to address her as MS. Cunt. It was a cunterific day.

by Melanie Hale September 9, 2008

Cuntificating

Pontificating, but in a very cuntish way.

Susan wouldn't stop cuntificating about the virtues of a vegan diet while telling Amy vaccines were a scam.

He cuntificated for hours about craft beers.

by Nony314 February 18, 2019

cuntificate

'Qualifications' which are only good in proving that you are a cunt. Word derived from Certificate and Cunt, obviously.

Billy: Dad! Dad, I got that GNVQ in Bussiness Studies, that I spent the last two years trying to obtain

Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.

by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006