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cuntiff (noun) the ass you see in the front of a woman. A GIANT camel toe which looks like an ass in the front!
Dude check out that ladies cuntiff!
cuntiff by Killin It K November 17, 2011
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Cuntifact 

A cuntifact is a lie, told with such detail so as to try and convince the teller that it is the truth.
Where did you hear that? It sounds like a cuntifact.

If you heard it from a Queentard, it then it must be a cuntifact.
Cuntifact by Kung Of The Duckheads December 28, 2019
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cuntifer 

A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.
I can’t belive how evil Jennifer is being . She really is a cuntifer!
cuntifer by Karmasabitchlol May 7, 2018

cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.
Total cuntification in this town.

cuntifery 

heinous fuckery most foul - used as a collective noun for the selfish, petty, nasty actions committed by a person, usually a narcissistic.
Divorce was a given after his latest display of cuntifery.
cuntifery by bluerinse666! February 17, 2015

Cundiffed 

Verb. Based on the missed field goal by Billy Cundiff to loose the AFC championship game against the Patriots. To fail in a pressure situation, especially when the task is easily accomplished. Synonymous to choking, or pulling a LeBron in the 4th quarter.
Jay: Man did you see that kick at the end of the New England/ Baltimore game?
John: Yeah the kicker really Cundiffed.
Cundiffed by fireturner February 11, 2012

Cundiffed 

The act of kicking or throwing the ball inaccurately, usually far to the left.
A: Did he nail the throw home from the outfield?
B: Nah, he Cundiffed it.

A: Did the Ravens win?
B: No, they got Cundiffed.
Cundiffed by Connexion March 7, 2012
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