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cuntwife
a "cuntwife" is basically an actual wife/girlfriend/fuck buddy (aka gik) who acts like a bitch or, a cunt.
cuntwife by A Bangkokian December 31, 2007
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cuntwife • cuntiferous • cuntwipe • Cuntifeatures • cuntifer • cuntiferouse • cuntifery • Cuntniferous • cuntwie • cuntwiff
cuntifer
A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.
cuntifer by Karmasabitchlol May 7, 2018
cuntifery
heinous fuckery most foul - used as a collective noun for the selfish, petty, nasty actions committed by a person, usually a narcissistic.
cuntifery by bluerinse666! February 17, 2015
cuntiferous
Adjective
1. Cunty, having cunt-like qualities.
2. Of, or pertaining to, bumpy-chinned lesbians, esp. those having red hair and a problem with alcohol.
1. Cunty, having cunt-like qualities.
2. Of, or pertaining to, bumpy-chinned lesbians, esp. those having red hair and a problem with alcohol.
"Meredith, cease your cuntiferous ways and get on with your work!"
"Pam, don't you find Angela a bit cuntiferous?"
"Yes, a bit, but not nearly so much as Meredith."
"Pam, don't you find Angela a bit cuntiferous?"
"Yes, a bit, but not nearly so much as Meredith."
cuntiferous by Lindsey and Chris October 25, 2006
Cunt-Wife
Cunt-Wife by Jimmy Callback November 14, 2019
Cunt-Wife
Cunt-Wife by Jimmy Callback November 14, 2019
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