cuntpark

When it is an absolute cunt to find a car park.

I hate trying to find a park at the MegaShops during christmas, it's a total cuntpark.

by Sizzlord December 27, 2007

glove cuntpartment

a hinged storage area in a car, less prevalent since the advent of passenger airbags.

Hey Phil, could you please get the radar detector and FDs out of the glovecunt!

by andy1 May 30, 2005

cuntbarker

-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.

"Stay away from that cuntbarker, if you value your soul."

by Batrastard July 12, 2003

cuntparking

To take up more than one parking space by deliberately or half-assedly parking over one or more parking spot dividing lines.

Often done by swaggering rednecks and narcissistic soccer moms in oversized trucks, and by post-middle-age Hair Club for Men micropenis douchebags in expensive sports cars.

Well, I guess I've gotta park way the fuck out in the nosebleed spaces, because this asshole here's enjoying some damn fine cuntparking in these spaces closest to the store.

by Charlie Chan February 17, 2014

cuntpartment

The home of an actual fucking cunt

That eoghan lad is living in his cuntpartment!

by Idefinewords June 12, 2016

Cuntparing

When two whores compare what they are wearing

Alicia, stop cuntparing yourself to her.. she’s a whore

by SamPartownavid May 29, 2022