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glove cuntpartment
glove cuntpartment by andy1 May 30, 2005
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cuntbarker
-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.
cuntbarker by Batrastard July 12, 2003
cuntparking
To take up more than one parking space by deliberately or half-assedly parking over one or more parking spot dividing lines.
Often done by swaggering rednecks and narcissistic soccer moms in oversized trucks, and by post-middle-age Hair Club for Men micropenis douchebags in expensive sports cars.
Often done by swaggering rednecks and narcissistic soccer moms in oversized trucks, and by post-middle-age Hair Club for Men micropenis douchebags in expensive sports cars.
Well, I guess I've gotta park way the fuck out in the nosebleed spaces, because this asshole here's enjoying some damn fine cuntparking in these spaces closest to the store.
cuntparking by Charlie Chan February 17, 2014
cuntpartment
cuntpartment by Idefinewords June 12, 2016
Cuntparing
Cuntparing by SamPartownavid May 29, 2022
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