-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.
"Stay away from that cuntbarker, if you value your soul."
To take up more than one parking space by deliberately or half-assedly parking over one or more parking spot dividing lines.
Often done by swaggering rednecks and narcissistic soccer moms in oversized trucks, and by post-middle-age Hair Club for Men micropenis douchebags in expensive sports cars.
Well, I guess I've gotta park way the fuck out in the nosebleed spaces, because this asshole here's enjoying some damn fine cuntparking in these spaces closest to the store.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.