cuntparking

To take up more than one parking space by deliberately or half-assedly parking over one or more parking spot dividing lines.

Often done by swaggering rednecks and narcissistic soccer moms in oversized trucks, and by post-middle-age Hair Club for Men micropenis douchebags in expensive sports cars.

Well, I guess I've gotta park way the fuck out in the nosebleed spaces, because this asshole here's enjoying some damn fine cuntparking in these spaces closest to the store.

by Charlie Chan February 17, 2014

Cuntwarming

- The act of a woman sliding her vagina or ass on her partner's (male or female) groin - A more intimate version of spooning

- The female version of "cockwarming"

Synomyns: pussywarming, vagwarming, coochiewarming.

Erika: Hey, how was your date with Susie last night?

Belle: It was amazing, she kept cuntwarming me.

by Lady Lesbian February 8, 2020

Cuntcaking

When a man (or woman) takes a piece of cake or a cupcakes and smears it inside a girls vagina then attempts to eat everything out of it, leaving no residue.

Jack: Hey Bro how was Anna last night?
Lucas: Oh it was so fucking hot, I was cuntcaking her to 3 am
Jack: Wicked Bro!

by MagicManOfMagicPersonalities May 7, 2015

cunt parking

When the local shopping centre carpark is absolutely packed you and cut in front of someone who was waiting with their indicator on for a spot longer than you.

It's to busy at Christmas, I'm always cunt parking people.

That dude totally cunt parked me, I was indicating that spot was mine for 5 fucking minutes!!!!

by Sizzlord December 27, 2007

Cuntparing

When two whores compare what they are wearing

Alicia, stop cuntparing yourself to her.. she’s a whore

by SamPartownavid May 29, 2022