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Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society
Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

Cuntwarming 

- The act of a woman sliding her vagina or ass on her partner's (male or female) groin - A more intimate version of spooning

- The female version of "cockwarming"

Synomyns: pussywarming, vagwarming, coochiewarming.
Erika: Hey, how was your date with Susie last night?

Belle: It was amazing, she kept cuntwarming me.
Cuntwarming by Lady Lesbian February 8, 2020

Cuntalingus 

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.
John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".
Cuntalingus by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014

Cuntcaking 

When a man (or woman) takes a piece of cake or a cupcakes and smears it inside a girls vagina then attempts to eat everything out of it, leaving no residue.
Jack: Hey Bro how was Anna last night?
Lucas: Oh it was so fucking hot, I was cuntcaking her to 3 am
Jack: Wicked Bro!

cuntparking

To take up more than one parking space by deliberately or half-assedly parking over one or more parking spot dividing lines.

Often done by swaggering rednecks and narcissistic soccer moms in oversized trucks, and by post-middle-age Hair Club for Men micropenis douchebags in expensive sports cars.
Well, I guess I've gotta park way the fuck out in the nosebleed spaces, because this asshole here's enjoying some damn fine cuntparking in these spaces closest to the store.
cuntparking by Charlie Chan February 17, 2014

cuntazing 

Julie, last night was cuntazing!
cuntazing by Andrew keenan May 13, 2005