John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".
When a man (or woman) takes a piece of cake or a cupcakes and smears it inside a girls vagina then attempts to eat everything out of it, leaving no residue.
Jack: Hey Bro how was Anna last night?
Lucas: Oh it was so fucking hot, I was cuntcaking her to 3 am
Jack: Wicked Bro!
To take up more than one parking space by deliberately or half-assedly parking over one or more parking spot dividing lines.
Often done by swaggering rednecks and narcissistic soccer moms in oversized trucks, and by post-middle-age Hair Club for Men micropenis douchebags in expensive sports cars.
Well, I guess I've gotta park way the fuck out in the nosebleed spaces, because this asshole here's enjoying some damn fine cuntparking in these spaces closest to the store.