cuntobster
Crab like entities that form on a persons genitle area when the are finished having sex with a infected woman, most cases women named Jenn.
cuntobster by Ping Wang November 10, 2008
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Cuntobster
Noun-A parasite found on the pubes of cunty women that like to fuck everything in sight. Mostly found on Karen’s. They will try to dictate what you’re doing wrong and want to speak to the manager. Larger than crabs but just as itchy and annoying
Tricia-OMG Arvin you’re scratching a lot down there.
Arvin- My dick hasn’t worked right since fucking Karen and it’s always looking at me like I’m the manager. I think she gave me cuntobsters.
Arvin- My dick hasn’t worked right since fucking Karen and it’s always looking at me like I’m the manager. I think she gave me cuntobsters.
Cuntobster by XxtwoodxX June 16, 2021
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Cuntometer
Cuntometer by Canadaone October 22, 2013
Cuntometer
Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.
I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.
Cuntometer by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008
cuntmaster extreme
A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.
cuntmaster extreme by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008
cuntster
A person with power or influence, usually in public office, who abuses their position by being a cunt.
As popularised by the Whitstable garage-punk band Centurion Sect
As popularised by the Whitstable garage-punk band Centurion Sect
cuntster by centurionsect March 7, 2018
cuntmaster
cuntmaster by Bob Dole March 26, 2003
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