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Cuntobster 

Noun-A parasite found on the pubes of cunty women that like to fuck everything in sight. Mostly found on Karen’s. They will try to dictate what you’re doing wrong and want to speak to the manager. Larger than crabs but just as itchy and annoying
Tricia-OMG Arvin you’re scratching a lot down there.
Arvin- My dick hasn’t worked right since fucking Karen and it’s always looking at me like I’m the manager. I think she gave me cuntobsters.
Cuntobster by XxtwoodxX June 16, 2021

Cuntometer 

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting
God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!
Cuntometer by Canadaone October 22, 2013

Cuntometer 

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.
I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.
Cuntometer by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008

cuntmaster extreme 

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.
Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!

cuntster 

A person with power or influence, usually in public office, who abuses their position by being a cunt.
As popularised by the Whitstable garage-punk band Centurion Sect
That Michael Gove, he's a real cuntster, and to think, they run the Country
cuntster by centurionsect March 7, 2018

cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.
That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!
cuntmaster by Bob Dole March 26, 2003